Andy Borowitz has really been on a roll lately. Here are some great ones from this morning's facebook status reports:
The Tea Party Convention is like a Renaissance Pleasure Faire for assholes.
Sunday morning. Sure would like to hear some white guys talking to each other. Oh, good, Meet the Press is on.
Palin Quits Twitter; Founds Kwitter
If you like all these be sure to check out his politcal report at borowitzreport.com. You can also become a friend and a fan on facebook to get these little barbs.